Thank God it's finally Friday! How about a Hooter's Girl dancing with a Hula Hoop to take you into the weekend.

Everyone got angry at this dude for kicking some chick at Rockfest 2012, but in his defense it does look a lot like Snooki.

Plenty of things in life are just annoying on their own; mosquitoes, mice, Kardashians. But when they team up en masse it's just creepy as all get out.

Technically speaking these aren't tattoos, but scarification has come a long way from tribal folks just gouging patterns into themselves. Everything you see here was done with a scalpel cutting into flesh to produce permanent scarring.

Science tells us allergies are caused by witches. If you're lucky you just get a bit sneezy, maybe itchy eyes. If you're unlucky some of this insane stuff happens to you.

Mouth or beak, we're not sure how it works in this case. But nonetheless, these owners should be proud to own such an inquisitive parrot, even though it's not safe to take to work...

Break Picture Gallery: May 18th, 2012 Edition! Avengers, Dance Battles, and more!

We all have wants and needs, but needs are lame. Toothpaste? No. Pacman chair? Yes! Here are the items we want and you probably do too.

Remember when the world was a big, beautiful place, full of wonder and hope? Well, let these photos remind you that it isn't.

We understand you like to have some fun, drink a little, and party. That's fine. But you need to use moderation. If not, you're going to end up like some of these unlucky people. Very, very unlucky people.

For his bachelor party, this guy's friends take him bungee jumping blindfolded. But little does the guy know, he's not jumping very far.

We're not entirely sure how a vacuum works internally. We know there's a motor of some sort. However, we are 100% positive the hose has to be connected for anything to happen. 100%.

Elliot Loney parodies the popular Bear Grylls show 'Man Vs. Wild' by going around town and interacting with the locals. He's so good that, if our eyes were closed, we wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Or see the video.

<a href="http://bit.ly/LWZ2N3">Animal</a> created this video of a coach who loves boxing, but hates his students: the people of Wall Street. He openly mocks them and it is absolutely hilarious. We'd take lessons from him and probably cry a lot.

In this dog's defense, he really needs to get home to get to chewing on some things.

It's a cool trick, but we would like to see him do it again after his 5th or 6th beer.

So much for the saying 'You can't teach an old dog new tricks'. This chick just taught her old dog how to ride a bicycle, pretty sure that counts.

A couple of kids in the science lab melt aluminum by heating it up to 1335 degrees then learn it explodes when cooled too quickly.

If you even have a slight fear of heights this video will be difficult to watch.

Origami is the ancient internet art of posting pics of stuff you made out of paper online. Most of us have mastered folding paper into airplanes. Some of us have mastered more complicated stuff.